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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The names Emily. Prospective doctor, casually working at a baby store. Residing in the 512, San Marcos, TX specifically. Adventures deter my life. You could say I don’t access the web enough.</description><title>Ramblings</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @embracetheemily)</generator><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>davemakesmybrokorogodirkydirky:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ebdf823eb029cd2d03b9cad4348382e/tumblr_mg8e7iysjW1qbumrto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davemakesmybrokorogodirkydirky.tumblr.com/post/44676745472/why-am-i-laughing-so-fucking-hard-help"&gt;davemakesmybrokorogodirkydirky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/48507578451</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/48507578451</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:15:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>da-ghetto-booteh:

Me</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93c6qLgiB1qg2ihpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://da-ghetto-booteh.tumblr.com/post/48498157071/me" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;da-ghetto-booteh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/48507566211</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/48507566211</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:15:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gracehelbig:

REUNITED</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ac6ad37a43231e67e8b1e5a3b914548/tumblr_mkyyxicZZ31qzzw3yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gracehelbig.tumblr.com/post/47515721824/reunited" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;gracehelbig&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;REUNITED&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47521604271</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47521604271</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:32:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a02b9e5b5ce0b252e782a6561f16c9ba/tumblr_mkz1n0Tgnw1qbypelo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47521585308</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47521585308</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 01:32:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iam-short:

this is all I ever wanted as a child
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ynxor9WI1rspfjno1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iam-short.tumblr.com/post/46904796219"&gt;iam-short&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is all I ever wanted as a child&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47338325449</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47338325449</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:23:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz674dOiU1r34qiso1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/47329882733" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;10knotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47338129584</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47338129584</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:21:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a73efd88f61dd0da5d7eafc88ffa08c/tumblr_mhcakzNa7s1s0twswo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/47331363537" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;10knotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47338007796</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47338007796</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:19:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stupidphresh:

this is perfect</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e715780ffd290c271ffc8c99ae6ec9de/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12a52e9b3e9285ef03e753afa4d9b818/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a15c76e4845fdcec4be9728cc11e1848/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d65df596dcc4c0a5fd5e032c403d4e50/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1b9d72bb6d1dfab8263934292a5abcf/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1d0c19effd86aa2481d700f51e2ed08/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7676138a2f38cc5144bfad655c2a65e9/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a325d86023d62735e35d12beba4ec3c1/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d9f963112c7616271b0d98ef96359c7/tumblr_mj9qxsCq0M1r2pmbao7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stupidphresh.tumblr.com/post/47337188805/this-is-perfect" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;stupidphresh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is perfect&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47337535664</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/47337535664</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:13:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>twloha:

Anyone finding Doves at Zumiez?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc0a33f1f4b22ff414243926388a106e/tumblr_mkafz58uWm1qzghgbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://twloha.tumblr.com/post/46367439495/anyone-finding-doves-at-zumiez" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;twloha&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wrt.lv/twlzumiez"&gt;Anyone finding Doves at Zumiez?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/46391572666</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/46391572666</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:49:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1dde5cf0d26c641cf0ac447615c779b/tumblr_mk9vqkriIN1qzx8rko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/46391370017</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/46391370017</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:47:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tyleroakley:

BOW DOWN.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42c0569fa96ca456f6085547c1cd60d9/tumblr_mkar6tTTUB1qzgghfo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/46387949093/bow-down" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;BOW DOWN.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/46390942405</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/46390942405</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:41:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>waillord:

i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://waillord.tumblr.com/post/20725229014"&gt;waillord&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26b33DyPy1qag15l.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/46021291676</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/46021291676</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:28:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’m a jerk but…

That awkward moment when someone posts a bunch of horrible quality..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;I’m a jerk but…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That awkward moment when someone posts a bunch of horrible quality photos and then a status with less than the correct grammar and spelling. Why do people do things? This is why everyone thinks Americans are stupid.&lt;/p&gt;”</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/45569194562</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/45569194562</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 03:25:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dba9e0016751b2df2bc7c67a10b9991/tumblr_mfx59sbldu1r1gvqzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/45283094532</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/45283094532</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:27:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnf4bac4B21qh7487o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/44790828140" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;10knotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4fwgTGm51qedmglo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4fwgTGm51qedmglo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4fwgTGm51qedmglo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4fwgTGm51qedmglo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/44068110047" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;10knotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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My lovely followers, please follow this blog...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c7ebb4f15a2cf4daca2f9c8de67f1f8/tumblr_mintq88INf1qd8gt3o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/44072032859" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;10knotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Now that I&amp;#8217;m done. &lt;br/&gt;
Peace ✌, love ❤, and fuck with me and I will destroy you 😈👊💪&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/44072370140</link><guid>http://embracetheemily.tumblr.com/post/44072370140</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:08:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>10knotes:

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